Friday, March 30, 2007

Terrorist Teens

You might want to think twice about flying on Continental Airlines - especially if you are prone to allergies or think you might catch a cold on your trip. Apparently a new wave of terrorist threat has exposed itself and you may be in severe danger from COUGHING TEENAGERS!!!!!!!!!


(Jezus H. Christ on a pogostick - fucking TSA has turned everyone into a bunch of blithering idiots. THIS IS WHY I WON"T FLY ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!)


BBC said...

I don't fly anymore because.

A: I think all that foolishest is too hard on the planet.

B: I have no where I want to go so badly that I need to fly. Again, because I care about the planet.

C: Flying simply isn't natural for monkeys.

D: Falling eighteen thousand feet around a bunch of frigging screaming idiots that are suddenly sorry they got on the stupid plane while all I'm thinking is, "This is just going to fuck up my whole day"

Well, that just doesn't work for me.

Leandra said...

There is yet another new scandal erupting from the loyal Bushies department. Seems a top appointee in the Interior department was falsifying scientific reports to protect her friends and spouse from endangered species rules and also feeding sensitive information to groups so they would be better able to word their pressure on congress to change environmental laws.

The Future Was Yesterday said...

"Come Cough With Us!" LOL! This falls squarely in the department of "protect your ass from any and all liability" and screw the passengers.

pissed off patricia said...

Geez, call me stupid. I thought the pilot was afraid something was wrong with her and didn't want her to be in the air and have a medical problem. I didn't know it was a "terror" thing.