Friday, June 22, 2012

Mike Callton from Michigan (R-Nashville) Thinks Women are repulsive

Yes, the RepubliCONS in Michigan have decided that the very birth canal that GOD ALMIGHTY gave to women in order for them to produce LIFE ITSELF in the form of PRECIOUS BABIES - is so repulsive, it cannot be mentioned in mixed company - much less upon the floor of the Michigan legislature.

As they debate the issue of whether women should be forced to undergo an UNNECESSARY and potentially dangerous medical procedure in order to procure a TOTALLY LEGAL and possibly medically necessary abortion.

This would be a trans-hoohah... um... trans-c*nt.... um.... trans-pussy.... um.... trans-front-butt... umm.... trans-bearded-clam.... um..... oh to hell with it... TRANSVAGINAL ultrasound. You know, where they stick an ultrasound wand up inside the VAGINA????

Xtians are disgusting.
RepubliCONS are the most disgusting Xtians
Michigan RepubliCONS are so repulsive, they shouldn't be mentioned in mixed company.

Mike Callton should have been aborted.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Ok, how did I do?

Ok, this is the quilt photo that provided the inspiration for Nemo's First Quilt From Gramma:

This is the pieced (not yet quilted or bound) quilt top that I made. I was never supposed to be an "exact duplicate" - but I think I caught the "feeling" of the original, while still making it for a child who's fetal nickname is "NEMO".

Whatcha think?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Minor Annoyances

Or, First World Troubles

1) Speedway commercials. They are NOT "convenient stores" - they are GAS STATIONS. GAS STATIONS. PETROL STATIONS. GAS STATIONS. Stop calling them "Stores". They are GAS STATIONS. With a few chips and sodas.

2) Comcast. Ok, yes, I realize that the high winds knocked down power lines, the only entrance/egress from my subdivision was closed. Yes, there was a power failure in my condo. Yes, my microwave was flashing "RESET" when I finally got home at 7 bloody 45 last nite. So how come it takes you like EIGHT FREAKING HOURS to reset your DNS server so that we poor internet junkies can get our before-bedtime-fix?

3) Honking Asshats. Honk. Honk... and they're not Canadian Geese - they are asshats behind the wheel - generally behind the wheel of SUV's (Soccer-Mom-Mobiles). This morning the Asshat Of The Day was driving a grey Chevy SUV - and wearing a wife-beater t-shirt, smoking and honking and being a dick. Where the holy fuck are the cops when we need them?

OTOH - the baby's quilt top is almost finished. I have only 1 row of border to put on the outside and then it will be ready for the frame. Need to get Kal's done now ASAP!