First our phone calls - now our Snail Mail
Dear (You know who you are - No sense letting the government know too)
I heard last night that you were.. well, you know what you were - no sense letting the government know too.
I wanted to let you know that... I thought, and/or felt, something about that, but I really don't want the government to know what it was, so I can't put it in writing here.
You've always been the most... you know what you are... person I know, and I just think... some things that I'd like to keep just between you and me, so I best not write them out... But I wanted to let you know that you really are... what you know you really are... and that I feel... the way I feel about that.
Here's hoping you have a... well, you know what I mean... day.
Possibly Sewmouse... then again, perhaps not...