I really wish I could get a photo of this guy. He's so tall and dramatic looking - like a beaky man in a long white tux. He stands perfectly still and beautiful next to the water of the pond that's slowly receding from last week's floods.
Problem is, I only ever pass by his pond at 45 mph on the way to work. There isn't really an acceptable pull-off spot on the road near there, and even if there were, I don't think he'd hang around. They tend to fly off when they suspect someone might attack with a digital camera.
But these birds weren't here 40 years ago when I was a kid. We never saw hawks or herons or even those pretty little yellow and black birds that I don't know their names. RARELY we would see a Cardinal (the State Bird!) and more often just a few house sparrows and robins. Now there are hordes of mourning doves and BIG BLACK crows/ravens - and these magnificent white herons.
40 years ago these birds didn't live here. The skies around Gary were brown and red and filled with a stench from the factories that stained the clouds and hurt the throat as we drove past on our way to Clear Lake or the Warren Dunes.
40 years ago there was more cornfield, more forest, and fewer birds. Fewer deer too. The American Bald Eagle was almost extinct. The Cuyahoga River caught fire every summer, and Lake Erie was dead.
While it is fashionable to wring one's hands and cry about the horrors of "Global Warming" and agonize over one's "carbon footprint", the reality is that in many ways we have pulled back from that "brink" and FIXED things that had been done wrong. Of course we have not fixed them all. Of course there is much, much more to be fixed. But hand wringing and agonizing, fingerpointing and name-calling arent' the way to accomplish them.
"Global Warming" is too big of an issue. While it IS a huge issue, it is too big, and the majority of people won't see it as something they can personally affect, either positively or negatively - and so they will do nothing.
On the other hand, there are lots of small ways that people can clean up their own communities, and turn them into cleaner, more efficient, less polluting areas. Plant some trees to help offset those being murdered in the Amazon, perhaps.
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Now... here's a thought. If the so-called "Palestinians" (There is not now, nor has there EVER BEEN a country called "Palestine" - just FYI), and the Iraqis and the Saudis, would all band together under Allah and work toward turning the middle-east into this "paradise" that they would like - wouldn't that just be about the same amount of area that the morons in Brazil are burning out of the rainforest? Imagine shifting the Air-Filter properties of trees and plants into those (currently) desert areas - thereby making things nicer for the people, making habitat for animals, and bringing tourists, ....
Takes a bit of effort to do that though. You couldn't do it while at the same time being suicide bombers and dancing in the streets and marching around in your pajamas screaming anti-american slogans.
Yes, I'm babbling. It's my blog. I can!
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Brown People
More than once, both here and elsewhere, I have made it abundantly clear that I do not support amnesty for illegal aliens. It is my position that if the VERY FIRST ACT that you perform upon entering this country is to break the law, then that tells me exactly everything I need to know about how much you respect the rule of law in general, and the laws of this country in particular.
Because of this stance, I have been called a "racist" and a "nazi", a "Hater of brown people", by those who purport to be progressive liberals, Godwin's Law notwithstanding.
This week marks the 2 year anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina disaster. At this point in time, there are still over 30,000 families who have not been able to return to their homes because of the water, wind and other storm damage. The vast majority of these people were from the area known as the "Ninth Ward" - a predominantly black and/or "brown" area.
Now, first off - let me say - This whole "brown people" thing really cracks me up. They're not black, so now in order to claim that I (who am actually a rather pinky shade of light beigy/tan) am a "racist" you have to make up a whole new race called "brown" people? You, my dear NeoLib moron... are a moron.
Back to my point.
The people from the 9th ward weren't rich folks. They were in many cases very, very poor people. People who couldn't afford luxuries like spending two years living in a hotel room in Arkansas. People who couldn't afford 100% replacement guarantee insurance. People who lived in low-rent apartment houses, and some of whom, no doubt, were unemployed.
We can't seem to get the federal government to grow the cajones necessary to help these people. We have shuffled them off to parts unknown, then "lost" their paperwork, refused to rebuild their homes, used the money supposedly earmarked for their welfare and given it to wealthy sports fans to build luxury condos.
We can't take care of OUR OWN black and brown people. We have shuffled them into formaldehyde-soaked deathtrap trailers, and then threatened them with eviction from THOSE.
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NEO-LIBS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO SUPPORT ILLEGAL CRIMINAL TRESPASSERS - when we can't even take care of the poor and displaced AMERICAN CITIZENS - who happen to be black and brown people?
WHY THE BLOODY FUCK don't you oppose allowing even ONE MORE illegal criminal trespasser into this country - until this country takes care of the AMERICAN CITIZENS that it has so callously cast aside because they made the collosal mistake of being born in the Louisiana Bayou?
FUCK YOU
Because of this stance, I have been called a "racist" and a "nazi", a "Hater of brown people", by those who purport to be progressive liberals, Godwin's Law notwithstanding.
This week marks the 2 year anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina disaster. At this point in time, there are still over 30,000 families who have not been able to return to their homes because of the water, wind and other storm damage. The vast majority of these people were from the area known as the "Ninth Ward" - a predominantly black and/or "brown" area.
Now, first off - let me say - This whole "brown people" thing really cracks me up. They're not black, so now in order to claim that I (who am actually a rather pinky shade of light beigy/tan) am a "racist" you have to make up a whole new race called "brown" people? You, my dear NeoLib moron... are a moron.
Back to my point.
The people from the 9th ward weren't rich folks. They were in many cases very, very poor people. People who couldn't afford luxuries like spending two years living in a hotel room in Arkansas. People who couldn't afford 100% replacement guarantee insurance. People who lived in low-rent apartment houses, and some of whom, no doubt, were unemployed.
We can't seem to get the federal government to grow the cajones necessary to help these people. We have shuffled them off to parts unknown, then "lost" their paperwork, refused to rebuild their homes, used the money supposedly earmarked for their welfare and given it to wealthy sports fans to build luxury condos.
We can't take care of OUR OWN black and brown people. We have shuffled them into formaldehyde-soaked deathtrap trailers, and then threatened them with eviction from THOSE.
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NEO-LIBS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO SUPPORT ILLEGAL CRIMINAL TRESPASSERS - when we can't even take care of the poor and displaced AMERICAN CITIZENS - who happen to be black and brown people?
WHY THE BLOODY FUCK don't you oppose allowing even ONE MORE illegal criminal trespasser into this country - until this country takes care of the AMERICAN CITIZENS that it has so callously cast aside because they made the collosal mistake of being born in the Louisiana Bayou?
FUCK YOU
Chicken Soup
It's SUMMER time. I shouldn't have to eat chicken soup. But I do - I will - I must. This cold is finally starting to let up some. Being a hermit crab here at work is key - that and the huge bottle of Lavendar/Chamomile hand sanitizer.
Having simply OODLES of fun pulling tomatoes off the small plants. Unfortunately I'm too spooked by that weird maggoty hornworm to actually eat any of them anymore, as they have all split down the side from the excessive water the last few weeks. Boo, hiss.
Spent the last couple evenings putting together cheap furniture. I got a little shelf dealie for my DVD's, and another bookshelf. The DVD dealie is like a bookshelf, but very narrow, and not very tall. Probably 4' tall and about 10 inches by 8 inches. But it keeps all the DVD's in their little DVD homes all nice and neat and looking kind of like books in a shelf - as opposed to looking like cluttered piles of DVD's sitting on all the endtables.
The bookshelf is a necessity. The 4-shelf system I've put on the wall in my bedroom is now so overloaded that I fully expect it all to come crashing down onto my computer in the middle of the night one of these days. 5 ft. long shelves, stacked double-layer deep with just those little wall-socket plastic brackets to hold them up...
I need my very own library. Seriously.
Stopped at JoAnn last nite on the way home. Needed some brown fabric. I hate brown. Mom used to always dress me up in brown and beige and tan when I was a kid, when I really wanted pink and yellow and green and stuff. So of course, I now hate brown and beige and tan - so I seldom buy any. But the Mystery Quilt has taken over my psyche, and I'm making it along with the rest of you (if there are any rest of you) and I'm using mint green, pink and now... brown. It's a nice pinky brown, and has green leaves on it, so it all fits together nicely.
Of course, I needed more fabric in much the same way that an eskimo needs more ice cubes - but that's neither here nor there... and we shall ignore the fact that I also picked up 2 1/2 yards of this delicious green and cream cloverleaf print, and a yard of some Randy-Loud black with mardi-gras beads...
Hello, my name is Sewmouse, and I am a fabric-aholic.
Hellooooo, Sewmouse.
Someone in the comments section at Firedoglake this morning mentioned they too have been gifted with a BushRegime countdown keychain:
509 days.
Having simply OODLES of fun pulling tomatoes off the small plants. Unfortunately I'm too spooked by that weird maggoty hornworm to actually eat any of them anymore, as they have all split down the side from the excessive water the last few weeks. Boo, hiss.
Spent the last couple evenings putting together cheap furniture. I got a little shelf dealie for my DVD's, and another bookshelf. The DVD dealie is like a bookshelf, but very narrow, and not very tall. Probably 4' tall and about 10 inches by 8 inches. But it keeps all the DVD's in their little DVD homes all nice and neat and looking kind of like books in a shelf - as opposed to looking like cluttered piles of DVD's sitting on all the endtables.
The bookshelf is a necessity. The 4-shelf system I've put on the wall in my bedroom is now so overloaded that I fully expect it all to come crashing down onto my computer in the middle of the night one of these days. 5 ft. long shelves, stacked double-layer deep with just those little wall-socket plastic brackets to hold them up...
I need my very own library. Seriously.
Stopped at JoAnn last nite on the way home. Needed some brown fabric. I hate brown. Mom used to always dress me up in brown and beige and tan when I was a kid, when I really wanted pink and yellow and green and stuff. So of course, I now hate brown and beige and tan - so I seldom buy any. But the Mystery Quilt has taken over my psyche, and I'm making it along with the rest of you (if there are any rest of you) and I'm using mint green, pink and now... brown. It's a nice pinky brown, and has green leaves on it, so it all fits together nicely.
Of course, I needed more fabric in much the same way that an eskimo needs more ice cubes - but that's neither here nor there... and we shall ignore the fact that I also picked up 2 1/2 yards of this delicious green and cream cloverleaf print, and a yard of some Randy-Loud black with mardi-gras beads...
Hello, my name is Sewmouse, and I am a fabric-aholic.
Hellooooo, Sewmouse.
Someone in the comments section at Firedoglake this morning mentioned they too have been gifted with a BushRegime countdown keychain:
509 days.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Gonzales is Gone-zales
And Chertoff is gonna replace him? Right. Mr. I-Lost-Over-Half-The-DHS-Budget-And-Have-No-Idea-Where-It-Went is going to replace Mr. I Can't Recall?
I wonder if tomorrow morning Gonzo will be able to recall his resignation?
Something is about to happen, people.
Something Big
Something UGLY
Something earthshattering.
And when the Excrement hits the Oscillating Unit ...
Lea sent me this link... scary stuff - The Government training Clergy to Quell Dissent
511 days?
I wonder if tomorrow morning Gonzo will be able to recall his resignation?
Something is about to happen, people.
Something Big
Something UGLY
Something earthshattering.
And when the Excrement hits the Oscillating Unit ...
Lea sent me this link... scary stuff - The Government training Clergy to Quell Dissent
511 days?
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Mystery Quilt 2007 - Part 3
It's Sunday - that means it's time for Mystery Quilt Part 3!
If you missed Parts 1 and 2, they are here (part 1) and here(part 2)
Ok, you have a lot of strips of cloth and a lot of triangles. Today we will combine a few. But first, lets talk about sewing.
When you put the pieces together, you're going to want to put the "good" side of the fabric pieces facing each other. This makes sure that your seams are on the inside, so your quilt doesn't look all funky and frazzley. We also need to measure carefully where 1/4" from the POINT of the sewingmachine needle is on both sides of the sewingmachine platform. You want to be certain you are only using 1/4 inch seams, because that will help you to "match points" by keeping the pieces all the same size. I have used a piece of pink paper and tape to mark my machine.
If your fabric seems to fray easily, sew once with a 1/4" seam, then sew again INSIDE the seam to give it double strength.
Keeping the 1/4 inch seam allowance consistant is also important so that we don't get that "off by just a bit" problem that multiplies on us. Keep your cutting tools handy, we will use them again today as well.
OK! Off we go. First off, you should have 12 pieces each of A and C that are about 45 inches long and exactly 2 1/2 inches wide. Starting with these, put 2 strips face-to-face (right sides together) and sew a nice straight 1/4 inch line all the way down ONE LONG side. When you get done, you should have a 4 1/2 inch by ~45 inch long skinny strip. It is possible that one or the other of the fabrics will be longer than the other color. This is ok. Just put the long strips together and cut off any extra length when you're done, before you iron it.
Do the same with all the other 2 1/2 x 45 inch pieces of A and C. You will end up with 12 long two-tone pieces.
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A note about ironing.
When you have sewn ANY two pieces together, make sure you iron them after. Iron the seam allowance toward the DARKER of the colors. Don't wiggle the iron around when you iron. This makes the seam wiggly. You want them to be straight. I usually will hold the piece open with my fingers, guiding the iron toward the seam and sliding SLOWLY and GENTLY across the fabric, then hold for a couple seconds and remove the iron.
Iron all 12 of your pieces.
Now square up the corners on one end of the long strips, and then cut them into 4 1/2 x 4 1/2 inch two-tone squares.
The goal is to have 100 horizontal-two-tone 4 1/2 inch squares. There will be excess - just put it to the side.
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Ok! That's all for this week. Hope it all goes well for everyone. Please - if you have any questions at all, post a comment and I'll get back to you within 24 hours!
If you missed Parts 1 and 2, they are here (part 1) and here(part 2)
Ok, you have a lot of strips of cloth and a lot of triangles. Today we will combine a few. But first, lets talk about sewing.
When you put the pieces together, you're going to want to put the "good" side of the fabric pieces facing each other. This makes sure that your seams are on the inside, so your quilt doesn't look all funky and frazzley. We also need to measure carefully where 1/4" from the POINT of the sewingmachine needle is on both sides of the sewingmachine platform. You want to be certain you are only using 1/4 inch seams, because that will help you to "match points" by keeping the pieces all the same size. I have used a piece of pink paper and tape to mark my machine.
If your fabric seems to fray easily, sew once with a 1/4" seam, then sew again INSIDE the seam to give it double strength.
Keeping the 1/4 inch seam allowance consistant is also important so that we don't get that "off by just a bit" problem that multiplies on us. Keep your cutting tools handy, we will use them again today as well.
OK! Off we go. First off, you should have 12 pieces each of A and C that are about 45 inches long and exactly 2 1/2 inches wide. Starting with these, put 2 strips face-to-face (right sides together) and sew a nice straight 1/4 inch line all the way down ONE LONG side. When you get done, you should have a 4 1/2 inch by ~45 inch long skinny strip. It is possible that one or the other of the fabrics will be longer than the other color. This is ok. Just put the long strips together and cut off any extra length when you're done, before you iron it.
Do the same with all the other 2 1/2 x 45 inch pieces of A and C. You will end up with 12 long two-tone pieces.
A note about ironing.
When you have sewn ANY two pieces together, make sure you iron them after. Iron the seam allowance toward the DARKER of the colors. Don't wiggle the iron around when you iron. This makes the seam wiggly. You want them to be straight. I usually will hold the piece open with my fingers, guiding the iron toward the seam and sliding SLOWLY and GENTLY across the fabric, then hold for a couple seconds and remove the iron.
Iron all 12 of your pieces.
Now square up the corners on one end of the long strips, and then cut them into 4 1/2 x 4 1/2 inch two-tone squares.
The goal is to have 100 horizontal-two-tone 4 1/2 inch squares. There will be excess - just put it to the side.
Ok! That's all for this week. Hope it all goes well for everyone. Please - if you have any questions at all, post a comment and I'll get back to you within 24 hours!
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Lemonade on the Patio
Oh what a beautiful day!
The temperature was "just right", not too muggy, and lovely blue skies with puffy white clouds. Just great for sitting on the patio with a glass of lemonade and a book.
Went shopping this afternoon and picked up a small cabinet to hold my DVD's. This is a good thing. Not like I don't already have too much furniture, but this will keep the DVD's from looking like a mess in a pile on the end table. Kind of the difference between having books in a bookshelf, or having them stacked up in piles all over the house. Only 23 bucks - not a bad deal. I really hate "Value City", but once in a while, braving it's bad "Zayre" atmosphere for a short time can net one a bargain. I win.
We even went to the "Dysfunctional Denny's" and had a good meal without any obvious "Dysfunctional" episodes - which, I suppose, is dysfunctional in and of itself given the location. *chuckle*
Anyhow - I need to take a few pictures to add to tomorrow's Mystery post, so I'd best get cracking. Have a WONDERFUL day, .... dears!
513 days
The temperature was "just right", not too muggy, and lovely blue skies with puffy white clouds. Just great for sitting on the patio with a glass of lemonade and a book.
Went shopping this afternoon and picked up a small cabinet to hold my DVD's. This is a good thing. Not like I don't already have too much furniture, but this will keep the DVD's from looking like a mess in a pile on the end table. Kind of the difference between having books in a bookshelf, or having them stacked up in piles all over the house. Only 23 bucks - not a bad deal. I really hate "Value City", but once in a while, braving it's bad "Zayre" atmosphere for a short time can net one a bargain. I win.
We even went to the "Dysfunctional Denny's" and had a good meal without any obvious "Dysfunctional" episodes - which, I suppose, is dysfunctional in and of itself given the location. *chuckle*
Anyhow - I need to take a few pictures to add to tomorrow's Mystery post, so I'd best get cracking. Have a WONDERFUL day, .... dears!
513 days
Friday, August 24, 2007
Riders on the Storm
or - in my case - drivers.
Whoosh - wild ride last nite. About 3pm, the boss came through and ordered us all out into the plant "NOW". Grabbed my glasses off my desk and went. Apparently there was a tornado warning. Sirens going off and all that.
Eventually when nothing seemed to happen, we all shoogled out into the driveway and looked up at the pitch-dark sky, decided we didn't see any funnel clouds (or funnel cakes either) and went back inside and turned on the radio. LOTS of lightning.
Shortly thereafter, Mother Nature decided to power-wash the entire metro area. Not joking - 60 mph winds in some places. Lots of trees down, and a lot of the already swollen creeks are now white-water rivers. Took me 2 hours almost to get home. Many stoplights out, and only a few of them had cops to direct traffic. The 2nd wave of the storm hit when I was about 4 miles from home, but we were able to creepy-crawly through the drenchpour and the road, while flooded, was still passable. Some others did not fare as well, having over THREE or FOUR FEET of water in the road!!
I was a lucky one, did not lose power, did not get flooded badly - the garden is a bit sad looking, but otherwise no damage.
514 days
Whoosh - wild ride last nite. About 3pm, the boss came through and ordered us all out into the plant "NOW". Grabbed my glasses off my desk and went. Apparently there was a tornado warning. Sirens going off and all that.
Eventually when nothing seemed to happen, we all shoogled out into the driveway and looked up at the pitch-dark sky, decided we didn't see any funnel clouds (or funnel cakes either) and went back inside and turned on the radio. LOTS of lightning.
Shortly thereafter, Mother Nature decided to power-wash the entire metro area. Not joking - 60 mph winds in some places. Lots of trees down, and a lot of the already swollen creeks are now white-water rivers. Took me 2 hours almost to get home. Many stoplights out, and only a few of them had cops to direct traffic. The 2nd wave of the storm hit when I was about 4 miles from home, but we were able to creepy-crawly through the drenchpour and the road, while flooded, was still passable. Some others did not fare as well, having over THREE or FOUR FEET of water in the road!!
I was a lucky one, did not lose power, did not get flooded badly - the garden is a bit sad looking, but otherwise no damage.
514 days
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Summer Cold
Without question, the most heinous of all little virii, the "Summer Cold" has struck and is working its wretched way through my upper respiratory system. The previous 2 nights before last were uncomfortable in the extreme, as the sore throat monster had taken grip and was NOT about to let go. Fortunately, with the application of some Chloraseptic and Vicks44 Sore Throat Nightime Remedy (and a couple of leftover pain pills from the neck operation), the throat is now back to a serious semblance of normality - and the nose is now in full throttle mucus production.
Too much 411? *grin*
Its been raining a lot here lately, and the ground is pretty much saturated, I think - seeing as all the retention ponds are at maximum and Salt Creek is so far out of its bounds where I pass it on the way to/from work that it looks more like "Salt River". Another foot or so of rain and the creek will be up to the top of the bridge. Last night was another thunderstorm - quite pretty and very noisy, but I slept well. Well, as well as one can sleep with a snotty nose and a thunderstorm outside.
At least I've found my voice again. Lost it yesterday. Sounded like a whole herd of Kvatch's relatives had taken up refuge in my throat. Went home early and slept it off.
The air was so heavy this morning. Something tells me that this is the end of summer, even though I haven't yet smelled that "crisp autumn" air scent that spells the end. Once that scent hits the morning air, it's only a matter of a week or so before the jackets and sweaters come out of hibernation in the closet. This wasn't THAT smell yet - but something heavy and old and worn out. Summer gasping for air in the heat and humidity and trying to hold on.
I hope the damn weather gets all its "precipitation" done and over with before the winter cold. Better rain than sn*w.
515 days
Too much 411? *grin*
Its been raining a lot here lately, and the ground is pretty much saturated, I think - seeing as all the retention ponds are at maximum and Salt Creek is so far out of its bounds where I pass it on the way to/from work that it looks more like "Salt River". Another foot or so of rain and the creek will be up to the top of the bridge. Last night was another thunderstorm - quite pretty and very noisy, but I slept well. Well, as well as one can sleep with a snotty nose and a thunderstorm outside.
At least I've found my voice again. Lost it yesterday. Sounded like a whole herd of Kvatch's relatives had taken up refuge in my throat. Went home early and slept it off.
The air was so heavy this morning. Something tells me that this is the end of summer, even though I haven't yet smelled that "crisp autumn" air scent that spells the end. Once that scent hits the morning air, it's only a matter of a week or so before the jackets and sweaters come out of hibernation in the closet. This wasn't THAT smell yet - but something heavy and old and worn out. Summer gasping for air in the heat and humidity and trying to hold on.
I hope the damn weather gets all its "precipitation" done and over with before the winter cold. Better rain than sn*w.
515 days
Monday, August 20, 2007
Oh bah.
So the power went out a few days ago, (actually several times over the last few weeks) and that means my computer turned off, as it isn't hooked up to a ups or a generator or anything, and it's not solar, yet.
So all my "always on" message programs and stuff got turned off, and since I've set everything to "no, do not start unless I TELL you to start" on my computer, they weren't working for like 2 weeks and I didn't notice. I just figured everybody was off doing interesting things that I wasn't.
So I turned them all back on again last night - and VOILA!! People missed me!! People had sent me messages!! Happiness. I tried to respond to all of them - if I missed someone and he/she/they/it read here - I'm sorry - I really did try to get them all.
So now that's all sorted. It appears that the rain gods are in town. My friends from the UK are probably all laughing now. It certainly has given me some insight into what "pissing down rain" really entails. [bill cosby voice] NOAH!! [/bill cosby voice]
Yah, it rained for the picnic. But that was ok, we were at a school, so we all just traipsed inside to the gymnasium which was attached to the lunchroom. We put the food in the lunchroom, set the kids loose in the Gym with a bunch of large bouncy balls, (shaddup, visionary) and had a nice time anyhow. I won a pair of wind-up-to-charge flashlights in the bingo, which is nice, and ate way too much, and got to talk a lot with Mrs. Chris, who is gonna have her first baby and is just SO cute...
Vinnie the waiter - here's the rest of your tip:
If you have a customer, and even if she isn't a 17yr old "hottie" - you'll get more money if you keep the coffee cup full. 8 oz of coffee is NOT a breakfast, you little dago twat.
One last thing:
Starting today, I'm going to remove all the non-quilt/quilt-construction-related comments from the Mystery Quilt posts. If you want to repost them in another post - go for it, but I'd like to keep the Mystery Quilt posts focused solely on construction.
518 days
So all my "always on" message programs and stuff got turned off, and since I've set everything to "no, do not start unless I TELL you to start" on my computer, they weren't working for like 2 weeks and I didn't notice. I just figured everybody was off doing interesting things that I wasn't.
So I turned them all back on again last night - and VOILA!! People missed me!! People had sent me messages!! Happiness. I tried to respond to all of them - if I missed someone and he/she/they/it read here - I'm sorry - I really did try to get them all.
So now that's all sorted. It appears that the rain gods are in town. My friends from the UK are probably all laughing now. It certainly has given me some insight into what "pissing down rain" really entails. [bill cosby voice] NOAH!! [/bill cosby voice]
Yah, it rained for the picnic. But that was ok, we were at a school, so we all just traipsed inside to the gymnasium which was attached to the lunchroom. We put the food in the lunchroom, set the kids loose in the Gym with a bunch of large bouncy balls, (shaddup, visionary) and had a nice time anyhow. I won a pair of wind-up-to-charge flashlights in the bingo, which is nice, and ate way too much, and got to talk a lot with Mrs. Chris, who is gonna have her first baby and is just SO cute...
Vinnie the waiter - here's the rest of your tip:
If you have a customer, and even if she isn't a 17yr old "hottie" - you'll get more money if you keep the coffee cup full. 8 oz of coffee is NOT a breakfast, you little dago twat.
One last thing:
Starting today, I'm going to remove all the non-quilt/quilt-construction-related comments from the Mystery Quilt posts. If you want to repost them in another post - go for it, but I'd like to keep the Mystery Quilt posts focused solely on construction.
518 days
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Mystery Quilt 2007 - Part 2
If you missed Part 1, here it is.
This part is really long. There are a LOT of instructions. I suggest you print out this post and use a hi-liter or something to mark off when you have finished each paragraph.
Ok! The day we've all been waiting for!! Time tomutilate cut some fabric! If you have a rotary cutter and mat, grab that and your pretty ruler and we're set to go. If you have scissors and ruler, grab them and a pencil (or pen, but really, you should do this bit with a pencil).
If you ARE going to use scissors and a pencil, I'm going to ask you to mark the FULL LINE for each cut you are going to make on the BACK side (wrong side) of the fabric. Nobody will see it once it is sewn on, and it will keep you from doing the ~~~~~~~~ wiggly thing between markings. Please do this for me. Mark your cuts. If you are using a rotary cutter and mat, use the see-thru ruler to keep your cuts straight and "squared off" and all.
As Bob Vila would say - "Measure Twice - Cut Once." Be very very certain of your measurements before you hack up the fabric. Its a PITA trying to find just a bit extra from the same color/pattern/bolt if you don't. Trust me on this. I once spent EIGHT YEARS trying to match a fabric that I was only about 3/4 of a yard short. When I finally did find a bolt of it - I bought 7 yards. What? ME? OBSESSIVE????? yes.
Why the obsession with accuracy? Well - it's not all that important for one little square. Heck, if you are off by 1/16th of an inch, who will notice, right? The problem comes from what bankers call "compound interest"... Even though you may be off by only 1/16th of an inch on each part - after 8 parts, you're off by 1/2 an inch. A bit more noticeable. After 24 parts, you're off by an inch and a half... At which point you cry. I don't want you to cry. Measure carefully, please.
Hopefully you have all your fabric at this point, and have clearly decided which piece is the 2 1/2 yards of "Color A", which piece is 2 yards of "Color B" and 1 1/2 yards of"Color C" and which is your backing fabric. Since you have been dilligent and have washed and ironed your fabric, now please carefully cut off any frayed bits and "square up" the fabric on at least one cut side so you have nice straight lines and square corners. We don't need no stinking parallelograms here - or rhombuseses - or trapezoids. Squares and rectangles For The Win!!!
Take the backing fabric andhide it someplace safe where you can't lose it put it to the side in an extremely visible location but away from any scissors or rotary cutters.
For the moment, lay "Color C" on top of it.
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Ok, now we have Color A and Color B left. I am now going to stop typing the word "Color" as I'm sure you've figured that bit out by now, and will carry on just using "A, B or C".
Since you have nice long lengths - 2 yards long or better - of each, we'll cut the long bits first.
From A - cut 12 pieces that are 2 1/2 inches wide by the entire length of the fabric. You will have 12 very long, skinny strips.
From B - cut 5 pieces that are 2 inches wide by the entire length of the fabric. You will have 5 pieces very long and even a bit skinnier.
Put the B pieces on top of the backing and C fabric for now.
See? That wasn't all that hard, was it? You have nice, long strips... and...
oh. Yeah. We're not done yet.
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Back to the long, skinny A pieces you just cut. Put 6 of them with the B pieces, then cut the other 6 of them in half so they are only 1/2 as long. Now you have 12 (shorter)long skinny pieces. (2 1/2 inches by approx. 45 inches long)
Drape these 12 pieces lovingly over your sewingmachine. You'll use them first.
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Still using the "A" fabric, cut 30 pieces (Yes!! 30!!) that are 12 1/2 inches long and 2 1/2 inches wide.
Yes, I have a 2 1/2 inch hangup. Deal with it. You'll like the result.
Ok, we are done with Fabric A for now. Fold up any remaining fabric and put it UNDER the backing fabric in that highly-visible-but-out-of-the-way-of-cutting-tools place.
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Back to the rest of the uncut chunk of B.
Cut 25 pieces that are 4 1/2 inches by 4 1/2 inches square. From color B. Please. Make sure they are SQUARE, not trapezoids or rhombuseses or parallelograms. Use your ruler to make sure your corners are nice square 90-degree-angle corners. Measure 3 times - cut once. A slight short-cut can be achieved by cutting strips of fabric exactly precisely 4 1/2 inches wide, then hacking off 4 1/2 inch pieces from the long strips.
You're doing real good.
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Now in the same fashion as above, cut 50 pieces that are 4 3/4 x 4 3/4 inches square, also from Color B. Yes 50. Yes, I really do mean 50. You're doing great!
Next take these 50 squares, and cut them in 1/2 on the diagonal from corner to corner ONE time. See the photo below before you Even THINK about cutting, because you don't want to do this all twice.
When you are done, you will have 100 "right triangles". For those who were Geometry or generally Arithmetically challenged in school, all this really means is triangles with one of the "v" parts being 90 degrees, and the 2 sides of that piece are equal in length. Geometry wasn't my strong suit in school, so if it seems like I'm being a bit condescending and simple - it's my fault, not yours. I kind of assume everyone has this much trouble, because I did.
That is all for now for Color B. You may put the remaining fabric under the remainders of Color A under the backing.
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Grab Color C.
Since we just cut 100 triangles from color B and did such an AWESOME damn good job of it - do it again, but with Color C. Same thing, 50 of the 4 3/4 inch squares, cut on the diagonal one time to make 100 right triangles. Same size as the B ones.
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Now - across the remaining fabric, cut 12 pieces approximately 45 inches long (since that's probably how wide your fabric is) by 2 1/2 inches wide. Drape these also lovingly over your sewingmachine. That's it for color C - treat the leftovers the same as the first 2 sets of leftovers. Believe it or not - you're probably done for now.
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As a result of all this hacking-up of fabric, you should have the following:
6 strips of color A 90" x 2 1/2"
12 strips of color A 45" x 2 1/2"
30 strips of color A 12 1/2" x 2 1/2"
25 squares of Color B 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
100 right-triangles of Color B
5 strips of Color B - 72" x 2"
100 right-triangles of Color C
12 strips of Color C 45" x 2 1/2"
Whew. That was a lot. Put the triangles, squares and strips into that highly-visible spot with the leftovers. Next week we shall begin assembly!
This part is really long. There are a LOT of instructions. I suggest you print out this post and use a hi-liter or something to mark off when you have finished each paragraph.
Ok! The day we've all been waiting for!! Time to
If you ARE going to use scissors and a pencil, I'm going to ask you to mark the FULL LINE for each cut you are going to make on the BACK side (wrong side) of the fabric. Nobody will see it once it is sewn on, and it will keep you from doing the ~~~~~~~~ wiggly thing between markings. Please do this for me. Mark your cuts. If you are using a rotary cutter and mat, use the see-thru ruler to keep your cuts straight and "squared off" and all.
As Bob Vila would say - "Measure Twice - Cut Once." Be very very certain of your measurements before you hack up the fabric. Its a PITA trying to find just a bit extra from the same color/pattern/bolt if you don't. Trust me on this. I once spent EIGHT YEARS trying to match a fabric that I was only about 3/4 of a yard short. When I finally did find a bolt of it - I bought 7 yards. What? ME? OBSESSIVE????? yes.
Why the obsession with accuracy? Well - it's not all that important for one little square. Heck, if you are off by 1/16th of an inch, who will notice, right? The problem comes from what bankers call "compound interest"... Even though you may be off by only 1/16th of an inch on each part - after 8 parts, you're off by 1/2 an inch. A bit more noticeable. After 24 parts, you're off by an inch and a half... At which point you cry. I don't want you to cry. Measure carefully, please.
Hopefully you have all your fabric at this point, and have clearly decided which piece is the 2 1/2 yards of "Color A", which piece is 2 yards of "Color B" and 1 1/2 yards of"Color C" and which is your backing fabric. Since you have been dilligent and have washed and ironed your fabric, now please carefully cut off any frayed bits and "square up" the fabric on at least one cut side so you have nice straight lines and square corners. We don't need no stinking parallelograms here - or rhombuseses - or trapezoids. Squares and rectangles For The Win!!!
Take the backing fabric and
For the moment, lay "Color C" on top of it.
Ok, now we have Color A and Color B left. I am now going to stop typing the word "Color" as I'm sure you've figured that bit out by now, and will carry on just using "A, B or C".
Since you have nice long lengths - 2 yards long or better - of each, we'll cut the long bits first.
From A - cut 12 pieces that are 2 1/2 inches wide by the entire length of the fabric. You will have 12 very long, skinny strips.
From B - cut 5 pieces that are 2 inches wide by the entire length of the fabric. You will have 5 pieces very long and even a bit skinnier.
Put the B pieces on top of the backing and C fabric for now.
See? That wasn't all that hard, was it? You have nice, long strips... and...
oh. Yeah. We're not done yet.
Back to the long, skinny A pieces you just cut. Put 6 of them with the B pieces, then cut the other 6 of them in half so they are only 1/2 as long. Now you have 12 (shorter)long skinny pieces. (2 1/2 inches by approx. 45 inches long)
Drape these 12 pieces lovingly over your sewingmachine. You'll use them first.
Still using the "A" fabric, cut 30 pieces (Yes!! 30!!) that are 12 1/2 inches long and 2 1/2 inches wide.
Yes, I have a 2 1/2 inch hangup. Deal with it. You'll like the result.
Ok, we are done with Fabric A for now. Fold up any remaining fabric and put it UNDER the backing fabric in that highly-visible-but-out-of-the-way-of-cutting-tools place.
Back to the rest of the uncut chunk of B.
Cut 25 pieces that are 4 1/2 inches by 4 1/2 inches square. From color B. Please. Make sure they are SQUARE, not trapezoids or rhombuseses or parallelograms. Use your ruler to make sure your corners are nice square 90-degree-angle corners. Measure 3 times - cut once. A slight short-cut can be achieved by cutting strips of fabric exactly precisely 4 1/2 inches wide, then hacking off 4 1/2 inch pieces from the long strips.
You're doing real good.
Now in the same fashion as above, cut 50 pieces that are 4 3/4 x 4 3/4 inches square, also from Color B. Yes 50. Yes, I really do mean 50. You're doing great!
Next take these 50 squares, and cut them in 1/2 on the diagonal from corner to corner ONE time. See the photo below before you Even THINK about cutting, because you don't want to do this all twice.
When you are done, you will have 100 "right triangles". For those who were Geometry or generally Arithmetically challenged in school, all this really means is triangles with one of the "v" parts being 90 degrees, and the 2 sides of that piece are equal in length. Geometry wasn't my strong suit in school, so if it seems like I'm being a bit condescending and simple - it's my fault, not yours. I kind of assume everyone has this much trouble, because I did.
That is all for now for Color B. You may put the remaining fabric under the remainders of Color A under the backing.
Grab Color C.
Since we just cut 100 triangles from color B and did such an AWESOME damn good job of it - do it again, but with Color C. Same thing, 50 of the 4 3/4 inch squares, cut on the diagonal one time to make 100 right triangles. Same size as the B ones.
Now - across the remaining fabric, cut 12 pieces approximately 45 inches long (since that's probably how wide your fabric is) by 2 1/2 inches wide. Drape these also lovingly over your sewingmachine. That's it for color C - treat the leftovers the same as the first 2 sets of leftovers. Believe it or not - you're probably done for now.
As a result of all this hacking-up of fabric, you should have the following:
6 strips of color A 90" x 2 1/2"
12 strips of color A 45" x 2 1/2"
30 strips of color A 12 1/2" x 2 1/2"
25 squares of Color B 4 1/2" x 4 1/2"
100 right-triangles of Color B
5 strips of Color B - 72" x 2"
100 right-triangles of Color C
12 strips of Color C 45" x 2 1/2"
Whew. That was a lot. Put the triangles, squares and strips into that highly-visible spot with the leftovers. Next week we shall begin assembly!
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