Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Sing Along

In order to raise my rating from "PG-13" to a more respectable "R" at the very least, please sing along to the tune of the chorus from the "Battle Hymn of the Republic" (the "Glory Glory Hallelujah" part):


George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

Repeat.

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

Again.

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

With feeling.

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

Like you MEAN it.
George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

Once more.

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

(yes, the following is plagarized from my own comment on Blognonymous - deal with it)
It is the opinion of 2 of us out here in interwebland that this was in the works from the beginning. Scoots was told to take the fall - but his deal was simple - NO JAIL TIME. He'd take the fall for Cheny, Bush and Rove, but he didn't have to do jail time.

Bush planned to pardon him at the end of his term - expecting that the appeals process would be dragged out at least that long, and that Scoots would stay free during the appeals. The judge ordering Scoots to jail during appeals screwed that pooch.

Our guess is that Scoots has considerable "goods" on Bush, Cheney and Rove, and that his deal was - "No jail time, or I sing like a canary on crack!"

Bush HAD to pardon him now - or face having something(s?) revealed so heinous that it would put all three of the Trinity of Evil away for the rest of their lives.

Ok - once more with feeling - like you mean it - loud enough for him to hear it:

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt!!!!


566 days

9 comments:

BBC said...

I figured that you or Newsblog 5000 or TFWY would have something to say about that.

It seems that there is no stopping those motherfuckers though, But....

Good job hon, hugs.

Babzy said...

Sew, you know I can't sing this song out loud. (tee hee) But I do admire your talent with lyrics and it has a catchy beat.

Of course I don't know what this is about but I am on my way to investigate. Sounds like something nasty has happened.

ticblog said...

I am HOWLING! I followed the link on Babzy's blog, and I am HOWLING! I'm a Canuck, so I can only do it by proxy on behalf of my American friends who share your, uh... admiration(?) of geedubya, but Cheers! and I raise a pint with you...

ALTOGETHER NOW!

Babzy said...

George Bush is an asshole
George Walker Bush is a motherfucking asshole
George Bush is an aaaaa aaasssss hole
And his mo-ther is a cunt.

Help me out Ticky...

Babzy said...

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Happy Independence Day, Sew.

From your Canadian neighbour.
Have a great day.

Croila said...

Oh wow that is absolutely fantastic!!! You do realise, this song's going to be going through my head for the rest of the day???! And I'm probably going to sing it aloud by accident at work?

Class. Pure class. Love it!

Chico and the Man said...

Damn. That's motherfucking good!

Babzy said...

Every time I feel those words gurgling up, I'm going to make a trip over here to sing your song and let the words fly. Safe place for swear words.

Kal said...

Gotta shout the last lines, though.

And his Mot-Her IS A ***CUNT***!


Damnm, that feels good.