|Your Political Profile:|
|Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal|
|Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal|
|Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal|
|Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal|
|Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal|
|Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal|
|Exotic Dancer Name Is...|
|What You Really Think Of Your Friends|
|Lizzie is your soulmate.|
|You truly love Mike H.|
|You consider Randy your true friend.|
|You know that Lori is always thinking of you.|
|You'll remember Susan for the rest of your life.|
|You secretly think Steve is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.|
|You secretly think that Chris is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.|
|You secretly think that Tom is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Tom changes lovers faster than underwear.|
|You secretly think Carolyn is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Carolyn has a hidden internet romance.|
|You Are Somewhat Machiavellian|
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!
And just for Geraldo:
|Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:|
SCREW THE NAME - I WANT THE BODY!!!
and last but not least, you'll all be glad to know I'm low risk for being a psychopath... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
|You Are 36% Abnormal|
You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.