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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Measuring Contests

Most women have known since they were teenage girls that most of what (most)Men do is really nothing more than a glorified penis-measuring-contest.

My car is faster/larger/fancier/more phallic-looking than yours...

My house is bigger/in a better neighborhood/has a better shed than yours...

My job pays more/is more prestigious/gets me more girls than yours...

Like Capt. Jack Sparrow and Capt. Barbossa in PotC III comparing the size of their spyglasses - it seems that everything guys do is a big contest to see who is bigger/better/shinier... in essence, who has the bigger peen.

I suppose this is a throwback to the stone ages when well-hung would be more evident due to somewhat less well-tailored apparel (swing that loincloth, Og!!)

What I find horrible is that they've taken to extending (pun intended) to religion. "My God is better than YOUR God" has been going on since those same almost-prehistoric times, this isn't something new. IIRC, it was either Elijah or Elisha who had a "Burn the Sacrifice" contest between "Baal" and the god of the Israelites.

This is all well and good - have fun, burn cattle - but when it becomes so serious that folks are willing to murder other folks simply because they won't admit that their God has a bigger peen... well...

And they've all done it! You got your Jews in the Old Testament running roughshod through their "promised land" killing all the folks because their G_D is mightier than the godless heathen gentiles...

Then you have your Romans, doing the Crucifiction and lion-wrestling thang to wipe out those pesky new-age Xtians...

So of course, in time, the Xtians turn around and go postal on the godless heathen Native Americans - and harmless lil' pagans - and anyone the Spanish Inquisition just doesn't happen to like....

So now why are we surprised that the Moslems want to get in on the act, screaming " Allahu Akbar " and then whacking off people's heads that they don't like?

I can tell you one thing....

Senator Obama has a larger peen than Senator Clinton.
*smirk*

368 days

5 Comments:

  • At 8:22 PM, Blogger BBC said…

    I'm pretty sure that my penis is just average size, just friendly with the right woman is all.

    My pickup isn't macho but it gets decent mileage for a pickup.

    My home isn't anything most women would like but I'm okay with that, it's free and clear.

    I'll bet that Senator Clinton has a bigger peen than Senator Obama has. It's just that on females the peen is inverted.

    I'm trying to recall if I emailed you that sound file about bullshit in politics, it is so funny, and spot on.

     
  • At 8:35 PM, Blogger BBC said…

    Ah, I forgot to say that my God is a dumb shit, but at least I can live with that.

     
  • At 5:21 PM, Blogger FOUR DINNERS said…

    Size only matters when it's freezing cold. If you've a little one it turns into a clitoris....;-)

    ....behave Dinners...

     
  • At 11:03 PM, Blogger BBC said…

    Four Dinners is different. But for some strange reason I like him.

     
  • At 11:14 PM, Blogger John Good said…

    Sew - Perhaps we should give these two gents some privacy. . . ;)

     

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