I love reading the Yahoo "odd news" items.
This one just tickled my funnybone.
That is either one VERY slow chair lift, or that guy can strip, masturbate and redress faster than Superman in a phone booth.
Takes all kinds, I guess. I wonder if they have agents combing the slopes under the ski lift to see if they can find DNA evidence? And this is a FELONY???? FELONY NAKED SKI-LIFT MASTURBATING????
Oh good greif.