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Friday, February 09, 2007

Ding, Dong, the Bimbo's Dead

Why exactly do we care that Anna Nichole Smith is dead? Another bimbo who was only famous for being famous and having big hooters. She had a face only a mother could love - a cross between a horse and Steven Tyler (himself a cross between a human and a wide-mouth frog).

I mean, really - she was just another cheap, trashy, white-trash Texas cheerleader with big hair and bigger bazoombas. And like her fellow "Texan", GWB - an IQ to match her wrist measurement.

So the Miami Herald says she won't be a "punch line anymore". Wanna bet? *snicker*

I do feel sorry for her little girl, however. Probably already a drug-addict from in-utero, and now the centerpiece of paternity suits (A laughable thing in itself - 3 guys are vying for paternity, as opposed to the usual paternity suit where 1 guy is desperately squirming to try and NOT be named the father.) There's her lawyer, her ex-lover... and Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets funnier and funnier.

Seems the Bimbo Brigade has forged new frontier.... *chortle*

730 Days

3 Comments:

  • At 5:18 PM, Blogger Peacechick Mary said…

    I think Dubya is the father. How would that be for a news zinger?

     
  • At 8:29 PM, Blogger BBC said…

    Spare us, Mary. Dubya wouldn't have known how to ride that horse.

    Have you ever seen a fucking monkey screwing, umm, riding a.... Um.... Never mind.

    I spent 30 seconds reading about that.

    Next up... Paris
    Yawn.

     
  • At 9:10 PM, Blogger John Good said…

    There is a disturbing rumor going around that Smith's dead son was the father of her baby. . .not that I'm paying much attention to all of it. Just a rumor I heard on Friday. . .

     

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