Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Not Exactly the Right Stuff


I thought that the guy who played Fred Haise in "Apollo 13" was a cutie, and I've always thought that Neil Armstrong and John Glenn were attractive men - but who would have thought that an astronaut in this day and age would be such a hottie that one of his co-workers would go postal and try to kidnap some clerical broad that she thought was dating him?

What's really depressing is that there is no photo of this Glamour Boy in the article, so we can't see the object of violent affection. What a shame.

Dear Astronautbabe:

If he's cheating - then he's cheating. He's not gonna stop cheating even if you off his girlfriend. He'll just find another toy - whether you're already involved with him or not. Your chances diminish, rather than increase, if you're behind bars for offing his girlfriends - k?

Just sayin'

Why do I find this so funny?

733 days


BBC said...

I saw that story also. What a nut. They should put a tattoo on her forehead to warn all men that she is bananas.

But most all astronauts are type A personalities, that alone often gets them into trouble.

Grade School Bud said...

Maybe its not her fault. Are you sure that while she was out in space that she didn't have any uninvited visitors that infiltrated her brain? Maybe we should get the Enquirer on this story. I'll bet they have all the pictures.

Peacechick Mary said...

The poor woman went postal over a man. She definitely needs some counseling or even better a group of girlfriends.

Anonymous said...

Yeah...but the details that emerged this morning were sort of bizarre. Did I read this right: Drove 900 miles with a BB gun to do the deed?

Very, very strange.