Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Cheney to Testify for Defense

Deadeye Dick is going to be a witness for the defense in the CIA leak trial thing.

How in the bloody hell is the bailiff going to keep a straight face when he swears him in? I mean really ... "Do you, Mr. Cheney, Swear to tell the truth..... " ROFLMAOTPSOMN

I couldn't make it past the first 1/2 of the first 1/2 of the first sentance.


Peacechick Mary said...

I sure hope we get that swearing in on video so we can have a lot of fun with it. Hehe.

John Good said...

Ya think his heart'll make it through an actual hearing?

pekka said...

Things just are getting so bizarre these days. Is it a sign that were are slowly going bananas by being able to find amusement and laughter with the likes of Big Dick? Or, might it be just the opposite? Do we use humor as a safety valve to retain some of our mental faculties?

Questions, questions. According to your brilliant take on relative hardships, I assume you having all the answers, Sewmouse. -:)

Anonymous said...

Hey hon, it's just a bunch of monkeys fucking around. We need an open season on monkeys. Hugs.

Sewmouse said...

OH gosh, Pekka - me have all the answers? Bah.

As a friend of mine used to say:

Answers $1
Correct Answers $50
Answers Requiring Thought $350

pissed off patricia said...

I still have some doubt if Cheney will testify. You know if he does, and while they are swearing him in, he's going to have that vile snear on his evil face.

DivaJood said...

He recently took Scooter Libby hunting - see my blog on this very topic.