Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Sew-servations

A lot of places have been pushing the "You're Fired" meme wrt Donnie's pretend presidency candidacy. Face it people - nobody in his/her right mind would ever HIRE a temperamental, thin-skinned, foolish, poorly attired, hairline deficient bozo like Donnie. "You're Not Hired" would be far more apropos.

The Shrub family is quietly trying to sneak Jeb past the general population's Early Bush Warning System. Be aware, Shrubs, I will fight tooth, nail and knee-to-the-scrotum to keep Jebbie out of the Oval office. Or the round, square, octagonal or parallelogram offices.

A little extra warmth certainly does do some amazing things to lettuces and peas. Squash and beans, not so much. Although I am kind of wondering if the Evil Grey Cat from Hell might not have done some digging in the beans and squash. Either that or Mr. Nibbles, the squirrel. If it is Mr. Nibbles, I won't mind as much. EGCfH, however is fat enough and does not need to eat my beans and squaches.

I am going to take a few days off work this weekend to do more gardening and spring cleaning. I am also going to take a couple photos of grandma's chair and see if I can get a quote from an upholstry place on how much to make it "like new, except pink".

9 comments:

BBC said...

I am also going to take a couple photos of grandma's chair and see if I can get a quote from an upholstry place on how much to make it "like new, except pink".

Get ready for a shock, upholstery is not cheap anymore, if my friend Rick didn't do mine for some beer I couldn't afford any at all.

BBC said...

BTW, a good upholstery person will not want to see pictures, but the chair itself.

BBC said...

"Sit up, join up, stir it up, get online, get in touch, find out who's raising hell and join them." Molly Ivins

And then we can fucking get pissed off at each other, hehehehe

The Future Was Yesterday said...

nobody in his/her right mind......

You see the lineup.

Piston said...

Why not Donnie? The other guy was voted in on sound bites. Donnie has about as much political experience as the other guy too.

Personally, he's got no chance in hell to win, but he is amusing.

~p

ps. Billy, hasn't some disaster befallen you yet?

Sewmouse said...

Ok, I know BBC and Piston left messages - and someone else I think but not sure. I didn't erase them, Blogger did when it was broken for yesterday.

BBC said...

Yes, blogger fucked up good, If you run into trouble still viewing posts and leaving comments close your browser windows and open new ones, things should start working right again.

Well, not the lost comments, but maybe they are still working on restoring them.

No one in their right mind would run for president of this country.

piston said...

Alt-F4 will fix the blogspot issue

Croila said...

What a fascinating project, the Mr T thing! I love the photos - he looks very at home with you :-)