So the first thing I'm gonna do is buy eveybody I know a car. But not just ANY old car like Oprah does when she
No no no.
I shall give a specific car to a specific person. For instance:
Leandra will get a brand-new green & white Chrysler 300.
Visionary will get a brand-new black Lincoln Navigator with a plow.
Croila will get a pink humvee.
Kal will get a bright blue PT Cruiser
Rauf will get a zebra car, so he can go quietly and look like another zebra in the forest... (I think zebras don't live in forests, tho...)
Babzy will get a happy yellow stretch limosine with a gorgeous driver named Sven.
BBC will get a Diesel Dodge Ram Pickup truck in white - modified to run on french-fry oil.
Amanda will get a green VW beetle.
Und so weiter.
Just imagine it, guys! You open your door up and peek outside and see a brand-spanking-new set of wheels waiting for you!
I think the second thing I'm gonna do is buy houses. I want to own both my grandmothers houses, as well as the house I grew up in, and a very large, very secluded house somewhere in North Carolina - far enough away from the coast so as to not be hurricane-fodder.
Sure, that's a lot of houses, but my greed is insatiable - not to mention that 750 mil can buy a lot of real estate, which should be a good investment again after this current crisis passes.
Tomorrow I will go looking for furniture...
*Long before even buying a ticket.
**I hope not!! I don't believe ya'll are THAT gullible...
Grampa used to drink warm "333" beer. I shall take this as an omen.