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Friday, August 17, 2007

New song: He's a Fuktard in a ragtop Beemer...(Singalong)

Pick a tune - any tune. I don't care. Lyrics follow:


You're a fucktard
A fucktard in a baby blue beemer.
You're a fuctard
and your momma should have swallowed.

You're a fucktard
A fucktard in a ragtop beemer.
You're a fucktard
Have you never heard of a turn signal?

You're a fucktard
A fucktard in a BABY blue ragtop beemer.
You're a fucktard
And I feel much better for having written this song.

5 Comments:

  • At 6:17 PM, Blogger Tuyet said…

    this is rather shocking to read.

     
  • At 11:53 PM, Anonymous Visionary said…

    Knock rock, knock rock
    Jesus never had a cock
    That's right dipshit take a walk.
    Fuck you asshole eat my sock.

    Remember kids.. nuke an unborn gay dead whale for Jesus!

    That was shocking.

     
  • At 10:38 AM, Blogger Sewmouse said…

    you're shocked that a guy driving a baby-blue ragtop beemer cut me off in traffic, Tuyet?

    Obviously you've never driven anywhere within 3 to for states of Indiana.

     
  • At 12:20 PM, Blogger Babzy said…

    She's shocking but loveable.

    The beamer guy - he owns the road, didn't you know?

     
  • At 12:15 AM, Blogger Leandra said…

    Visionary has a point about what is shocking, though his isn't that bad either.

    Sew has a problem with people from Indiana whom she swears up and down worship traffic cones.

     

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