Why does my "French Vanilla" cappuccino taste like cinnamon?
Why can oranges sit for weeks in bags on a heap in the middle of the produce dept. in the market, but as soon as I bring them home, 2 days on the countertop and they look all bruised and sad?
Why does every community around mine have mass transit - EXCEPT mine?
Why is it that every time I get within a stone's throw of having enough money to fix my air conditioning, something goes wrong and I have to use the funds for car repairs or health issues?
Why do I feel like my last name should be "Murphy"?