Thursday, December 16, 2010


Nope. Not dead yet. Just had nothin' to say.

Was looking at some magazine photos at the checkout at the grocery the other day and noticed how many of the celebs/models smiles show both up and down teeth. Perhaps this is a "beauty" feature that isn't mentioned often? Dunno.

I do know that I can't smile with both up and down teeth showing unless I wrinkle up my nose, which then makes it look like I've got rabies and am about to bite your throat out. So being fat and round-faced isn't enough, I don't have a suitable smile either. This works. I hope the guy in the parking lot who saw me grimacing at my rear-view mirror didn't think I was going to bite him.

Got a cup of coffee from Burger King this morning. It has a graphic on it that says "Happily Serving Seattle's Best Coffee". Not wearing my glasses. It looked like it said "Happily Starving".



rauf said...

when you see people running helter skelter screaming their lungs out in horror, running for their lives in all directions in utter panic you are sure i am around smiling showing all my teeth, i look so dreadful Sew.

If you have money you celebrate Christmas. i am the starving kind Sew, that the big guyn are trying to get rid of, with petrol prices gone up, everything else goes up and i starve myself to death. Works well for the big guys. if you have plenty of food in your refregerator or not Merry Christmas Sew.

enigma4ever said...

you can be so so funny...yet so accurate...still laughing...and yes...I too have lost my I so understand what you are saying...I figured it was because no one was looking for me to I don't smile-figured this out at the DMV when the photographer guy asked me to smile and I said "Why? " ...and surprise-he did not have an answer-he just stared at me blankly...

Merry Merry Holidays....thank you for still being here sew...

( I know you are on FB..but I can't remember your name there...ugh)

rauf said...

Happy New Year. Wish you all the joy in the world Sew