Thursday, December 17, 2009

Questions I ask and expect no answer

Driving home from work - or driving to work - questions fill my head.

What exactly is the attraction of a "Low-Rider" vehicle? The Chevy S-10 that had been spraypainted dull blue looked like a bar of soap with clown-car wheels going down the road in front of me.

I can understand the attraction of the jacked-up cars - it is NICE to drive a high vehicle, because you can see over everyone else and be sure you're not going to get surprised by someone braking up ahead.

But the whole concept of "low-rider" entirely escapes me. Just looks STUPID.

Had a "honey-do" 4-day weekend last weekend. I took 2 days off work so I could get things done around the house that just NEVER seem to get done. I'm a big one for making lists and then berating myself for not ever finishing all the stuff on them.

So - on the way to work I was wondering if anyone was SO busy, and SO organized that they'd put "masturbate" on their to-do list.

Ok - it IS a stupid question - but I've got a 30 minute commute, and my brain functions in bizarre ways before it has had enough coffee.

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Four Dinners said...

A low rider vehicle is not good over here...we have 'speed humps' and they seem to get stuck on them...

I've actually seen one rocking back and forth like a beached whale. On eowner tried to sue a council for damages to his 'low rider'...I believe the court said something to the effect of 'Get a life'....

Masturbation as 'things to do'? And what's wrong with that???...;-)

Zac said...

I like the way your mind works.

And I'm sure there are some guys that set aside time for that.

BBC said...

Low riders are okay on the days you are into low riders and not the days you are onto high riders.

But I don't live in a big rat race town so both can be cool here, well, at least it's a smaller rat race here.

And in three days I get to go camping again, yea!!!!

Lists of things to do? Why bother? At my age if I don't get to them before I die I don't have to frigging do them at all.

I'll vacuum next year.

Visionary said...

Hey Billy? Haven't you died yet?