So!! John McCain invented the Blackberry!
John who's never used a computer or been on the Interwebs McCain Invented The Blackberry!!
I wonder if that was before or after Al Gore invented the Intertubez?
However... Happy Goddamn Piece of Paper Day. On this date in 1787, the founding fathers signed the Goddamn Piece of Paper, giving our country an organized government. Really, unlike July 4 - this is the real "Happy Birthday" for America. Just think where we might be without that Goddamn Piece of Paper!
It is also St. Ebenezer day here in my town, as I saw the first Xmas decorations in a local store.