Dear Canada

Hi there Canada! Long time no chat. *Wave to Babzy*

We need to talk, Canada. You're being wayyyy too generous, and it's kind of embarassing to have to say this, but... please stop.

The massive, enormous cold front is just too much, Dear. I know you want to share your rich bounty of frigid, arctic air that is less than 5 below zero F, but, really, it's just too much - we don't know each other all that well.

Please don't take this wrong, Canada - we love you. But... this is far, far too large of a gift for us to accept. The thought is appreciated, and we know that this was a gesture of great affection from you, but please.. TAKE IT BACK.

Freezingly yours,
Sewmouse

6 days