It's fucking snowing.
It's April 10, and it's fucking SNOWING.
Fuck you, Al Gore. Go invent something, like a flowerbed heater.
My evil plot to take over my own livingroom has progressed nicely. I now have control of over 1/2 the area, (even DUSTED!!) and believe I can secure a substantial amount of the remaining insurgent pack-rat piles within a few weeks. I'm not in any great rush here, I'm only forcing myself to put in 15 minutes a day so I don't get all burnt out in one.
I had kind of planned to stop on the way home and get a pedicure, but with the SNOW, MR GORE, I don't want to be leaving the shop with sandals on, so I suppose I'll have to wait until the SNOW, MR GORE leaves.
Gah, I want to slap that smarmy, self-satisfied, LAWYER smirk off his face.
And dump this SNOW down his trousers.
Just to show him how fucking WARM it ISN"T.
I really didn't need this snow this morning, Mr. Gore. Can we like go back to "Global Winter" and let things warm up again?
669 days.
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Don't worry hon, in twenty years it will be plenty warm and you will hate it, yet there will be wild weather along with it also, pockets of cold have to go somewhere.
Can't blame Al for what is happening, well, other than he doesn't practice what he preaches. But at least he preaches it.
Why do we vote in mostly lawyers? They are mostly scum.
No snow here, it's going to be a beautiful spring day. I cut down a small tree yesterday that was against my fence, it will take a few months for me to cure a piece of it to turn into a toothpick cup for you.
Or maybe I will come upon another piece of wood that I think is special because I think you should have one that is special, at least to me. :-)
My evil plot to make my place look like a mess is working out very nicely. LOL
What the heck, no woman here that cares. I will vacuum today though. After I do the laundry, it's laundry day here at Polly's Honky Tonk Saloon and Whorehouse.
Got to keep the rags that I love and wear clean.
Sew, this is the reason I moved to Los Angeles. That, and the Cubs can't find their way to a winning season. I'm just saying.
Los Angeles is a beautiful place for weather, just so many people there. My favorite hang out was in Long Beach. Can get the best fish and chips there at pier 55.
SNOW??? In APRIL?! OMG, I feel your pain. That's horrible!
(I guess this isn't the right moment to tell you that it's a lovely spring day in Edinburgh, is it?)
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