We were all set to marry
We'd set the special day
I knew that there was nothing
to get into our way
But then to my great horror
in shock, I screamed "The heck?"
I saw my dear beloved
Was watching that "Glenn Beck"
I've had my share of troubles
I've lived through my hard knocks
but nothing could prepare me
to see him watching "Fox"
We'd had genetic testing
I didn't doubt his sanity
Until I saw my boyfriend
tuned in to "Fox" and "Hannity"
He said that Bill O'Reilly
Was balanced, fair and true
I raised my middle finger.
I told my love "Fuck You"
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