Monday, February 01, 2010

More Ideas Formulated While Commuting:

So I'm driving to work this morning and there's this car in front of me with a license-plate holder advertising someone's website - except that the fastener to hold the plate to the car was positioned in just such a way that it blocked out the top of the letter "O" in the (dot)com part of the URL.

Which got me to thinking. Since EVERYONE knows that "The Internet is for Porn" - and 100's of 1000's of dollars go into Pr0n advertising, and there are like 2 Pr0n websites for every "normal" one - not to mention Rule 34 - and considering the amount of time and energy wasted on things like "net-Nanny" and such - why not just give all the Pr0n providers their very own extention? "(dot)CUM". They could have all the addys - and parents would only have to block the one extention - well, maybe two, if they got "(dot)ORGY" as well... They could even have their very own search engine "OOGLE".

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous virus11:06 AM

    I guess you haven't heard of Booble.com then.

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  2. Anonymous12:07 AM

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  4. Porn?

    No idea.......;-)

    er...you're deleting stuff here....well...that'll teach you to include 'porn' in a post...;-)

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  5. I only delete things that can't be read (these had just boxes, I suspect some form of oriental characters) and things with links that I can't read - because I suspect they're viruses and don't want my friends to get them.

    RARELY do I delete legitimate comments - there's only 2 folks I've deleted... mostly for just gratuitous abuse.

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  6. I'm not sure that comments can pass on viruses, the links I've followed just for the heck of it was harmless though. They are oriental characters, Japanese.

    Anyway, not all on the internut is about porn but even web sites that are not about it often get into something of a sexual nature, we're just wired that way.

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  7. Oh BBC ! Comments have given me fever, believe me. possible virus.

    EEEEE SEW ! i am not a saint. The chap who first sold me the modem and got me connected, said i can see Playboy Magazine on the internet. He thought i would buy his modem fast but i had to wait for money. seems years ago, it was a dial up connection. What a pain it was. Anyway i didn't buy the modem from him when my friends told me that he's cheating me.

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  8. Carol's parsnip recipe is now posted for you....along with a chapati recipe. Anita's curry will follow shortly..;-)

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