Why exactly do we care that Anna Nichole Smith is dead? Another bimbo who was only famous for being famous and having big hooters. She had a face only a mother could love - a cross between a horse and Steven Tyler (himself a cross between a human and a wide-mouth frog).
I mean, really - she was just another cheap, trashy, white-trash Texas cheerleader with big hair and bigger bazoombas. And like her fellow "Texan", GWB - an IQ to match her wrist measurement.
So the Miami Herald says she won't be a "punch line anymore". Wanna bet? *snicker*
I do feel sorry for her little girl, however. Probably already a drug-addict from in-utero, and now the centerpiece of paternity suits (A laughable thing in itself - 3 guys are vying for paternity, as opposed to the usual paternity suit where 1 guy is desperately squirming to try and NOT be named the father.) There's her lawyer, her ex-lover... and Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband. This just gets funnier and funnier.
Seems the Bimbo Brigade has forged new frontier.... *chortle*
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I think Dubya is the father. How would that be for a news zinger?
ReplyDeleteSpare us, Mary. Dubya wouldn't have known how to ride that horse.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever seen a fucking monkey screwing, umm, riding a.... Um.... Never mind.
I spent 30 seconds reading about that.
Next up... Paris
Yawn.
There is a disturbing rumor going around that Smith's dead son was the father of her baby. . .not that I'm paying much attention to all of it. Just a rumor I heard on Friday. . .
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