A Few Blog Things from "Blog Things"

Your Political Profile:

Overall: 30% Conservative, 70% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

Exotic Dancer Name Is...

Scarlet

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What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Lizzie is your soulmate.

You truly love Mike H.

You consider Randy your true friend.

You know that Lori is always thinking of you.

You'll remember Susan for the rest of your life.

You secretly think Steve is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.

You secretly think that Chris is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

You secretly think that Tom is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Tom changes lovers faster than underwear.

You secretly think Carolyn is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Carolyn has a hidden internet romance.

What Do You Think of Your Friends?

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

And just for Geraldo:

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:

Livia Mendes

What's Your Sexy Brazilian Name?

SCREW THE NAME - I WANT THE BODY!!!

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

and last but not least, you'll all be glad to know I'm low risk for being a psychopath... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You Are 36% Abnormal

You are at low risk for being a psychopath. It is unlikely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.

How Abnormal Are You?