Doing my part to help out the writers of the next Generation of History Books:

History will record this as being the "OH! LOOK!! OVER THERE--------->" Presidency.

"2500 Americans Dead in Iraq" OH LOOK - OVER THERE----> Natalee Holloway Still Missing!

"No bid contracts to Hallib.." OH LOOK! OVER THERE--> CLINTON GOT A BJ!!

"Record high gasoline prices.." OH LOOK! OVER THERE---> Libs Want To Kill Babies!!

"Republican incumbent arrested for Child pornogr..." OH LOOK!! OVER THERE---> TERROR ALERT!! TERRROR ALERT!! CODE RED!!! WARNING!!!